
The
Gifts of The Magi
Literate people don’t need
special programs to teach them life skills.
By Richard Mitchell
The
problems and disorders in education have become more and more visible in the
last few years, and even the ordinary citizen who happens to have no children
in the schools suspects that something is very wrong, but he will never understand
exactly what is wrong until he realizes that all our
educational problems and disorders, none of which is new, provide endless and
growing employment for the people who made them.
Barely-literate
children may be suffering and facing whole lives of deprivation, but
consultants and remediationists and professors of reading education and
tax-supported researchers and the editors and publishers of workbooks and
handsome packets of materials are doing very well indeed and looking for even
better days to come.
It
is important to note, too, that all those profit-makers have not suddenly
appeared among us like the wandering bands of looters who can reasonably be
expected to show up after the earthquake. They’ve been around a long time,
diligently turning the wheel, professing what must be remediated and
remediating what has been professed and enlarging in our society the role of
what can only be called the educationist-industrial complex.
Anything
that may seem to us a disorder in education is for them a golden opportunity —
indeed, since they live by tax money, they cannot make their profits until we do see a disorder in education and thus feel obliged to shell out.
Curiously
enough, therefore, it is very much in the interest of policymakers and
theoreticians of public schooling that there be problems and failures
and that we know about them and also, even more curiously, that any kind of social disorder at all be made the business of the schools.
We are encouraged thus to hand over to the educationists not only the
problem of widespread illiteracy but also the notorious disinclination of
voters to trouble themselves by going to the polls, the fear and hatred of each
race for the others, and the epidemic of venereal disease among thirteen-year-olds.
As
our schools struggle with their massive campaign to rehabilitate our young
people, we can naturally expect that they will give it all they have, which
means, of course, that what they don’t have, they won’t give. What they do have, all they have, is that earnest devotion to the power of suggestion in the
cause of social and psychological manipulation, and although their decades of
devotion to pious social adjustment may not be the only cause of our present disorders, they have
certainly not prevented them.
Now
the necessary concomitant of the social adjustment theory of education is the
denigration of intellectual discipline. Perhaps it is a bit rash, however tempting,
to say it is exactly because the schools have been preaching vapid and
sentimental sermons for 60 years that hosts of newborn children and their
mothers will become permanent wards of the state, but it is not a bit rash to
suspect that widespread and crippling social disorders of all kinds are
directly caused by ignorance and thoughtlessness.
There
is only one remedy for ignorance and thoughtlessness, and that is literacy. Millions
and millions of children would today stand in no need of sex education or
consumer education or anti-racism education or any of those fake educations, if
they had had in the first place an education.
An excellent model of the genesis of all these fake educations can be
seen in the trendy and popular consumer education.
We
are told that we need consumer education because people are easily duped by
misleading advertising, cannot figure out the per-ounce price of ketchup, and
imagine that they can live on Twinkies and Coca-Cola. But the consumer who is
duped by misleading advertising does not need consumer education: he needs to
know how to read.
The
housewife who can’t figure out what ketchup costs does not need consumer
education: she needs to know how to cipher. And as to those who want to live on
Twinkies and Coca-Cola, frankly that’s their own damn business and we ought to
leave them alone, but we might legitimately provide them with knowledge about
biology and chemistry first and then
leave them alone.
Our
problems come not from ignorance and thoughtlessness about sex any more than
from ignorance and thoughtlessness about ketchup. They just come from ignorance
and thoughtlessness, which are preserved and nourished in our schools by those
whose profits lie in ‘solving’ the problems they have created.
Literacy
is not, as it is considered in our schools, a portion of education. It is
education. It is at once the ability and the inclination of the mind to find
knowledge, to pursue understand and, out of knowledge and understanding, not
out of received attitudes and values or emotional responses, to make judgments.
Literate people are not easy prey. They know an inference from a
statement of fact, and they are not easily persuaded by pretended authority.
Literacy is like the kingdom of Heaven. Those who attain it will find that
other things are added unto them.
(Adapted with permission from The Graves of Academe, 1981. Dr. Mitchell is a professor of English
at Glassboro State College in New Jersey.)
For further information, please contact Malkin Dare: mdare@sympatico.ca