Everybody is good at something
Congratulations to the University of Western Ontario for making it onto Playboy magazine’s list of the ten top party schools. Ranked fourth, Western is the only Canadian university to make the list. Quite a distinction. Well done!
So this honour (to my alma mater, BTW) has started me thinking about other top ten lists that Ontario elementary and secondary schools might be eligible for. For example, what about the school that showed the most movies in one year? Or had the most popcorn parties? The most hours lost to non-academic pursuits like assemblies, field days, parties, class trips, values courses, and so forth?
I’m confident that a great many Ontario schools will be able to offer strong competition in these categories. Bring it on!




What an ingenious idea! And I don’t mean this sarcastically. Perhaps it’s truly time to create an “award’ system based on entries provided by parents, whereby the schools will be given negative awards. The stars have them - the Razzies. At least they take them in stride.
Perhaps it’s high time to highlight some of the things that schools do that are detrimental to children. If this was out in the open, it would hopefully make schools think twice about receiving the negative attention.
I for one am absolutely fed up with any form of fundraising required from parents. This is especially true of public schools. If our taxes are not sufficient to cover textbooks, basic student supplies, sports equipment, classroom basics, appropriately sized chairs, desks, and provide decent temperatures and cleanliness throughout schools then something is definitely wrong.
The school with the most fundraisers should earn an educational “Razzie” and bring to the forefront that something is not right at that location, thereby lowering enrollement, or at least opening parents’ eyes that if their childs attends, they will need to have an appetite for a great many chocolate covered almonds.
Same goes for the other items which Malkin named.
Where might I purchase a ticket for the gala?